Monday, May 25, 2009

For Wokkus...

So, there hasn't been much written here in the past few weeks. The Celtics are no longer playing and they've been the bulk of my bloggage. Wokkus is getting peevish, so I told him I'd write about what U2's doing. He said he'd read it, so here you go:

U2 are currently rehearsing for their upcoming U2 360 tour, to begin June 30 in Spain. That run will continue throughout the summer, with the second leg beginning in America at Chicago's Soldier Field. They come to Gillette Stadium on September 20 and 21 (I'm going to both, of course). After that leg, it's presumed that they'll continue in 2010 in Europe and America and possibly other locations as well. 

Meanwhile, the largest stage setup ever is being constructed (I have a hard time imagining that, considering U2 have put on the gargantuan ZooTV and PopMart sets in the 1990s). It's nicknamed The Claw and allows the band to play in the round and increases the capacity of the stadium by thousands since it doesn't block off an entire section behind the stage. 

So yeah, that's what's going on. Hope you enjoyed, Wokkus.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Thursday, May 7, 2009

This Just In...

Magic's Alston, Lakers' Fisher will sit

ESPN.com news services

Orlando Magic guard Rafer Alston and Los Angeles Lakers guard Derek Fisher have each been suspended one game without pay for their roles in separate incidents on Wednesday night, Stu Jackson, NBA executive vice president of basketball operations announced on Thursday.

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Alston has been suspended for swinging and making contact with the head of the Celtics' Eddie House with 48.6 seconds remaining in the third quarter of the Magic's 112-94 loss to the Celtics in Game 2 of the Eastern Conference semifinals.

Fisher has been suspended for striking Houston's Luis Scola with his shoulder and head in the third quarter of the Lakers' 111-98 win last night over the Rockets in Game 2 of the Western Conference semifinals.

Fisher received a flagrant foul two and was ejected.

Jackson also announced that the Lakers' Kobe Bryant has been assessed a flagrant foul one for elbowing Houston's Ron Artest in the chest area in the fourth quarter.

Alston will serve his suspension on Friday when the Magic host the Celtics. Fisher also will serve his suspension on Friday when the Lakers visit the Rockets.



Good. This means that the Magic will be forced to start their backup PG Anthony Johnson, age 34, who DEFINITELY can't keep up with Rondo/Eddie. Good news for us!

Can Bill Russell Please Live Forever?



Notice how when Russell blocks the ball, he doesn't swat it out of bounds (*cough cough* Howard). Instead of giving the opposing team the ball back, he blocks it either to himself or a teammate. Now that is smart basketball. And how much did he sound and look like KG: "We've done it before *pause...stare...smirk*" 

What a way to end his career...the now iconic image of him speechless after winning his 11th Championship. Unbelievable...

EDD-IE! EDD-IE! EDD-IE!!!!

Amen, brotha.

What a way to respond to Game 1! The moral victory that night, which saw us come back to within 4 points after being down 28 is Celtics basketball. That's just how champions play. The Orlando Magic, on the other hand, are not champions. They were out of this game from the get-go and never mounted any sort of comeback or displayed any sort of energy throughout the whole game. This is one of the main reasons as to why the Celtics can win this series. Let's start with the players who were mere footnotes to House's shooting barrage.

Kendrick Perkins. What a beast. Sure, he makes stupid plays all the time, but he's getting better and better at making fewer and fewer mistakes. He's taking on probably the most dominant big man in the game today and holding him down. Howard only had 12 points and 12 rebounds. In Game 1, he only had 16 points. Perk did a fantastic job defensively last night, limiting his fouls while pushing Howard out of the low post and forcing to take awkward hook shots. He ended up shooting 5-13 from the field, which is a sucky percentage for anyone, but even more so for someone who only plays his game 1-6 feet away from the rim. Offensively, Perkins was more efficient and effective: 16 points on 7-10 shooting, 9 rebounds, 3 assists, and 2 blocks. Gotta love the stat stuffer.

Smmmooooooooooth (as the other side of the pillow?)

For the second series in a row, Ray Allen returned to form after a very off game. He scored a (quiet) 22 points on 7-15 shooting, including 2 threes. He too filled out the stat sheet, grabbing 6 boards and handing out 4 assists. He played the most minutes out of anyone (41) and, although I'd like to see him rest in these blowouts, it was somewhat necessary that he get his rhythm back and get his stroke going before we head into Orlando to try and retake homecourt advantage.

J.J. Redick: The New Machine. "Argrggrgrgghhhh!"

Glen Davis was especially efficient tonight. Although he got into early foul trouble, he ended up with only 3. He played solid defense on the quicker and longer Rashard Lewis, he and Scal holding him to a "more-than-it-seems" 17 points. Big Baby shot 4-5 from the field, 5-6 from the charity stripe, and had two steals, one of which was mighty purrty as he poked it away from Lewis as he tried to cross him over.


Pierce and Allen get some much-needed R&R as the Celtics cruise.

Paul Pierce played just 16 minutes, scoring only one basket: a three from the top of the key to open the game. He was plagued with foul trouble throughout, but this rest for him is the most deserved and needed. He's had a couple games here and there, especially in the Chicago series in which he's looked just...tired. Getting essentially 3 days off before Game 3 on Friday should help get his legs as fresh as possible to try and take that game.


Um, and one? Howard is pushing Rondo...so yeah. Whatever, look how HIGH HE IS!!

Rondo. What more can we say about him? The kid's a floor wizard. A mix of Bob Cousy's crazy-ass passes, Magic's scoring abilities, and Jason Kidd's rebounding talent. After a poor shooting night in Game 1, I knew and he knew that the remedy was to attack the rim and continue to do so. As Rondo goes, so does the team, as cliche as that sounds. He had another triple-double, bringing his total to 3 for these playoffs, tying Larry Bird's team record. One more would tie him for the record held by Jason Kidd in the 2002 playoffs (Anyone find this sketchy? Oscar Robertson, who averaged a trip-doub for a whole season never had more than 4 in the playoffs? Did his teams just never get far?). Rondo's line: 15 points (7-19 shooting), 11 rebounds, 18 assists, 2 steals, and only 3 turnovers. For the entire playoffs, he's averaging 18.3 ppg, 9.6 rpg, and 11.9 apg. Pretty dayum impressive. Oh, and to top it all off, to get the needed points for the triple-double, Rondo took a pass from Eddie House, drove straight down the middle, got up so that his elbow was above the rim, and DUNKED it as Howard and Lewis watched. No easy layups? I thought that was everyone's mentality for the playoffs, but Orlando was way to soft in this one. Not championship mettle, if you ask me.


The new defensive set: The Scal-D, in which Scal sneaks up from behind as Big Baby and Pierce surround Howard. Works like a charm.

Now, shall we move on to the bench? Once again, these mofos contributed greatly. Let's start with Brian "Jackie Moon" Scalabrine. What an underrated defender! Keeping the lanky and quick Lewis from going off is a tough job and Scal definitely helped out. He ended up shooting 3-4 (2-3 on threes) with 8 points, 3 rebounds, 2 assists, and 2 blocked shots! Can I get a hell yeah?? I never thought I'd say this last year, but thank god we have him. He's become a great off-the-bench asset for us.


That guy in the green shirt will be havin' NONE of that!

Now, onto the hero. Eddie "Go Ahead, Make My Headband Spin" House. Man, when he catches on fire, no one, I mean NO ONE can stop that. He's got the quickest release in the game and can change the arc of the ball so dramatically that he can get it over anyone. The plays the Celtics run for Eddie are great. My favorites are the little flare screens, in which he sets a screen for the ball handler and then runs over to the baseline as screens are set for his man. It's beautiful. Thing is, they've got no one capable of staying with him (did you see J.J. Redick trying to keep up with him?). After knocking a deep two in Rafer Alston's face, he got so angry he bitch slapped House's head! (Suspension, please.) What happens the next play? Oh, just another three from House to close the third quarter. And the fun would continue into the 4th, highlighted by a great 4-point play in which House got the ball off over backup PG Anthony Johnson as he hit his arm. That's kinda when you know you've got the hot hand. Fun fact: House scored the most points off the bench in a playoff game for the Celtics since Kevin McHale got 33 (or something) in 1993. Nice company.

If Bennett Salvatore had been watching, Alston would have been automatically ejected from the game. Not like it mattered!!! Boo-yah.

I know it's just one game, but you've gotta think the momentum of this series is directly in the Celtics' hands. We had the moral victory in Game 1, losing by only 5 points. We blow Orlando out of the building in Game 2 without our Captain for basically the entire game. Heading down south, I've got total confidence that we can take a game and at least get homecourt advantage back. Perk just needs to keep Howard contained and their shooters just can't get open looks enough to get hot. They have no penetrating game like we do (Rondo, Pierce) and we've got much more solid shooters, if we resort to that (seriously, who would you pick, Ray Allen or Redick? Yeah, thanks.)

I can't decide which angle's the best. It's all so good!!



And just one more picture to give some love to the ol' timers:

Imagine sitting next to or behind these guys?!?! Wow. Experience of a lifetime.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Monday, May 4, 2009

Sunday, May 3, 2009

C's Close Out Historic Series, 109-99


Finally, this series is over. As a basketball fan, of course you didn't want this thing to end really. But as a Celtics fan, you wanted Game 7 to be a blowout--no more strong possibilities for a heart attack, no more breaking furniture and/or bones out of frustration, no more Joakim Noah unwarranted screams, no more bringing a cold Tony Allen off the bench to commit a three-shot foul. Someday, I'll look back on this series and feel its significance, but for now, let's just be thankful the better team came out on top. 

Again, grabbing a meaningless rebound in the first quarter does not allow you to scream like you just won the NBA Finals.

The start did not look good. We assembled an emergency barn party, with Tim, Jon, Wokkus, and worthy replacement for Scotty/Steve/Pates/Walder/Jake, Ms. Katie Bruno herself. We all got there early to prepare both mentally and physically. We organized the barn to the optimal playing conditions: "Jesus never fails" on the small white cooler in front of the TV, the basketball hoop on the beam, the chairs in a circle, and seating positions set. A few new additions to increase winning chances: a Celtics poster next to the window, the Celtics Championship DVD to the right of the TV, the big exercise ball in the corner to the back-left of the TV, the mini-fridge, the big blue cooler off to the side, and a lucky visit from a mom, an aunt, and a grandmother. It was all in place and we were ready.

...or so we thought. We were watching the Championship DVD to get ourselves pumped up and noticed it was about 14 minutes to gametime. We decided to watch a little pregame action, but upon turning to the cable, we couldn't get it to work. Repeated attempts to get to the menu and add channels saw failure. Wokkus and Jon quickly rushed to get another TV as the seconds and minutes ticked by. At last, everything hooked up and we turned it on right as the tipoff was about to be thrown up. Crisis averted.

Is there anything better than having 2 of the best three point shooters on your side? 

The game, however, got off to a bad start. Were we not prepared enough? Was the TV debacle a bad omen? We would find that the poor start was merely a test of our fortitude. The Bulls came out like they did in Game 1, dismissing an energetic crowd and team and getting off on a great foot. After Pierce scored the opening points (good to get him going early), Ben Gordon and Derrick Rose provided the Bulls' punch. Between them, they scored the Bulls first 14 points. The Celtics quickly countered after falling behind 11-4. Naturally, the two veterans fueled the Celtics--just what they needed to do. At the end of the frame, Pierce and Allen had 7 points each. We were trailing 27-23, but we at the barn were feeling good. We withstood some torrid shooting from Rose/Gordon and a major disparity in free throws that would continue throughout the game until the 4th quarter (at the end of 1, the Bulls were 9-9 and the Celtics were 2-3). 

As Big Baby got in early foul trouble, we needed our bench to step up. Luckily, they were ready for the call for basically the first time in the whole series. And the spark came first from the man who played not even one minute of playoff basketball on last year's championship-winning team: Brian Scalabrine. Even though he missed his first shot, you gotta give the guy credit for not hesitating when wide open (*cough cough* Marbury). What Scal brings is an ability for a big man to spread the floor even more so than Garnett because he's a three point shooter. Fortunately for us, teams usually pay him no attention, but the Bulls paid for it tonight. Scal knocked down his 3rd shot of the game, just a few inches inside the three point line off an assist from a penetrating Allen. Just a couple plays later, he hit a three pulling the Green to within four to close the quarter. A minute and a half into the second frame, he nailed yet another open three and actually led the team in scoring with 8 at that point. As for the rest of the bench players, who outscored the Bulls' bench 30-25, Mikki Moore had a quiet 4 points, but played solid D and was a +6. Marbury still looked hesitant, although less so than previous games. He scored only 2 points, but in a very important position: free throws at the end of the game to seal it. Plus-11 while he was on the floor, which, when looking at his point total doesn't make much sense. However, he (and the rest of the second unit) played great defense, allowing the Celtics go on a 22-2 run to end the half.


Redemption. Shots were wet all night. 

And what about Eddie? He closes the season on a tear beyond tears, but is nowhere to be found come playoff time. He's a streaky shooter, sure, but when he gets going, there's no one else I'd rather have coming off my bench. Well, maybe after what Aaron Gray did in this series...Anyway, here's what I think. Ray Allen has the prettiest stroke in the NBA, there's no doubt. But, I argue that Eddie House has the prettiest "shot," meaning the trajectory the ball takes after he shoots. It's essentially a rainbow shot that seems to stay up in the air forever, but almost never hits anything but net. Splash. That, and his quick release, allows him to get it over anyone at any time. What a joy to watch. House hit all 5 of his shots, 4 of them being 3 pointers, 2 of which were in front of Chicago's bench. Impressive. Shooters shoot. And guess what. It all started on the defensive end. Rivers talked to him before the game and told him to get his offense going, he had to focus on the defensive end (Doc=Genius). He had 3 steals before his first shot. In fact, he held Ben Gordon (apparently the Prodigal Son for Chicagoans. Right.) to 0-5 shooting, forcing him to no field goals in the pivotal 4th quarter. That'll do.


Eddie's hot hand ignited the Boston crowd. Unstoppable.

I was hoping for Pierce to go off like he did vs. Cleveland a year ago, but in hindsight, that wasn't what we needed. As we've seen this series, one player just doesn't get it done (See: Gordon's 42 points in Game 2 and Ray Allen's 51 points in Game 6). The balanced attack by the Celtics led to the victory. Pierce ended up with 20 points, Allen with 23, Perk with 14 and 13, Davis with 15, House with 16, Scal with 8, and Rondo with 7 and 11 assists.

Oh, I'm sorry...did you foul out? That's too bad.

Aside from Gordon's 33, Rose's 18, and Hinrich's 16, Chicago's scorers and bench just weren't there as they were in Game 6. Brad "But Dude, Look at My Mouth!" Miller was just 3-8 before fouling out, John "I Don't Even Know Who I Am" Salmons shot a gross 3-12, and Joakim "Could the Gap Between My Teeth Get Any Bigger? I Think It Could" Noah took only 2 shots before fouling out.

Until you get a haircut/plastic surgery, God will simply not listen to you. Clown.

That will be the extent of my analysis because, let's face it, SportsCenter, ESPN.com, NBA.com, etc. will continue and have been doing so for the past 17 hours. It's time for us fans to simply enjoy the win and the series as a whole. But we need to focus tomorrow on our next opponent: The Orlando Magic. Season series was split 2-2, both Celtics wins coming by double-digits and Magic wins coming by two and 6 points (one of those was without KG). They're a 3-point shooting team with only one big man who, if he gets in foul trouble, will be incredibly easy to score on in the paint. As we've seen from the 'Toine days, you can live or die by the three. Our defensive mentality should be able to quell a three point barrage and, considering they have no significant defensive threat, sans Howard, this should be a even matchup. With Perk and Baby's maturation just in the past 7 games, our defense on Howard should be enough to contain him. Of course, any predictions at this point are nothing more than semi-educated guesses. This is the playoffs. Anything can happen.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Conclusive Evidence for Rondo's Non-Flagrant on Miller


You can clearly see once and for all that Rondo's sight line and his head are both looking up at the ball as he tries for a swipe at it. Had he been aiming for Miller's head/face, he would've had to look basically straight ahead, rather than upwards, as he is here.

Finally, let's put this to bed.